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PostSubject: Only in the philippines   Only in the philippines EmptyWed Jan 30, 2008 10:12 pm

Only in the Philippines... Walang Ganto sa States
PINOY ADS

"Hump at your own risk "
-Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)

* Notice *
NO Stambay

Vendors
Carry firearms inside the club
-Cavite

FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
big...P6.00
small..P5.00
- Makati

IMPOTENCE DEMO
--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd

SLOW MEN AT WORK
--PLDT sign
(so much for zero backlog)

"Welcome to the Philippines-
The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
-- sign in Pampanga

"Atty. Domino Carriedo"
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu

Petal Attraction
-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman

Please help our comfort room clean.
--self-service restaurant in Cebu

Jeepney and Bus signs
"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."
"Full string to stop driver."
"God knows Hudas not pay."
"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"
"Don't close to me, close to God."

A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio
"2nd Floor Upstairs."

"Danger Wall is Falling!"
- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.

* Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
* Cooking ng ina mo - a carinderia
* Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina_ mo"




NEW "REAL" BUSINESS NAMES

Let the "pun' begin...


Jealous Neighbor, Hollow Block

Tapsi-Turbi (for tapa, sinigang, turon, barbecue)

Tom Cruz Grill

Sylvester Salon

Beery Good

Obeertime

James Tailor

Bill Gets

Dr. Sebago-in (shoe repair)

Austin Powers (mechanic)

Jaribee Chicken

Cainta Key Fried Chicken

The Fried of Marikina







Only in P.I.
* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
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